30.12.16

happy new year


30.6.16

turkey


brain!


11.2.16

LOVE


25.8.15

time up!



Cat And The Liver Nasreddin Hodja After the Hodja got the recipe for liver from his friend, he bought again some liver and because he liked it very much, he wanted to eat it often. But everytime when he brought livers he couldn't eat it, because his wife said that the cat took the liver and fled away. One day the Hodja became angry and said: ?Woman, I brought liver! Where is it?? ?Oh?, said his wife. ?The silly cat took it and fled away.? At the same time the cat was in the room. The Hodja caught it, brought a steelyard and weighted the cat. Then he said: ?That is exactly two kilos. And the liver which I brought was also two kilos. Now tell me: If that is the liver where is my cat, if that is the cat, then I want my liver

1.8.15

green!

  1. TEN AKCE FOR PESTAMAL
One day, Great Tamerlane goes to the Aksehir Central Hamam (hamam=Turkish bath). In hamam, after undressed and wrapped ‘pestamals’ (large bath towel) around, they enter into hot room. They sit on ‘gobek tasi’ (large very hot marble). While sweating, they chat.
Then Tamerlane asks the Hodja:
-Hodja, you are very learned one! You know to appraise properly. Tell me what is my worth, my value?
-10 ‘Akce’ (old Turkish gold coin), replied the Hodja.
Tamerlane flies into a rage about the so low appraisal value for himself.
-You, idiot! says Tamerlane, how can yo say me my value is ten Akces, just this pestamal alone is worth 10 Akce!
Nasreddin Hoja replies by nodding,
-I included that when I gave you my estimate!

7.7.15

turkish style teacup!(turkish:incebelli)


smoking kill slowly!


6.7.15

countdown!


5.7.15

life is like!


  1. THANK GOD!
Hadja had lost his donkey. While he was looking for it, he kept repeating, “Thank God!”
“Hodja, why are you thanking God all the time?” people asked.
“I am grateful that I was not on the donkey, otherwise I would be lost too.” he answered.

moshroomcity!


An Iranian gave Hodja a letter he had received from a friend back home and asked Hodja to read it to him. Hodja looked at the letter. It was in Persian and the handwriting was terrible so he told the man “Have somebody else read it. “The man insisted. “Listen” said Hodja “I don’t know Persian. Even if it were in Turkish, the writing is so bad that I still wouldn’t be able to read it!” The Iranian got mad, “You are wearing a huge robe and a turban but can’t read even a simple letter. You should be ashamed of yourself!” Hodja took off the turban and the robe and gave them to the Iranian saying “If one can do everything by wearing a robe and a turban then here you can wear them and read the letter yourself!”

29.6.15

-Don't shoot!Just wait for hours..it's a koala!


26.6.15

unexpected finals-denture!


23.6.15

unexpected finals!


at home!

  1. LET İT CRY!
One night, Hodja was waken up by his wife while their baby was crying in his cradle. .
-Hodja, swing the cradle! This baby is not only mine but the half is yours.
Hodja with sleepy eyes,
-Ok, do it for the half of yours, let the half part of mine cry!.

10.6.15

TOBİ. -my advantage to be a dog....


8.6.15

3 şey...(three things)


7.6.15

train on the wire!


One day Hodja was by the river sleepily and one stanger shouted across the river and asked
The man said ”Hodja  How can I get across the river?”
Hodja answered “You are already across the river.”

6.6.15

thinking about...


2.6.15

love and broken!


13.5.15

SOMA!


12.5.15

papparazzi!


11.5.15

troy!


containers!


10.5.15

teleportation!


13.4.15

darthvader...battery depleted!


8.4.15

countdown at the abacus....


7.4.15

pou...

Nasreddin Hodja has his donkey stolen. Grieving over his loss to his neighbours, he hears them all talking atonce:
-”hodja, why on earth didn’t you put a good lock on the barn door?”
says one.
-”A thief breaks in, and you are unaware!” criticizes another.
Yet another blames Hodja:
-”Please don’t take offense but you alone are to blame for it as you do not even have a decent barn. I’ts falling to pieces, period!”
Indignat at the criticism, Hodja reacts:
-”For Heaven’s sake! If you say but is the fault all mine? No fault with the thief?

6.4.15

thinking...


1.4.15

so hot....ufo!


go to the school!


30.3.15

bunny and carrot!


28.3.15

shakespeare...-to be or not to be in the social media...that is the question...


26.3.15

aliens...-What did you want to come into the world again.-We thought we came back.-Did we'll come again.-!?..


22.3.15

smile...


snowparents!


21.3.15

noel...-that is not good idea enter from into chimney in the Turkey...


20.3.15

lottery...


19.3.15

fruits on the track!


seed for music...


sms!..-that is invention for sending my message..-what is long thing?...-antenna..


18.3.15

ketchup...-ı don't waste my blood...


17.3.15

apple watch...-cuuutt!is it a apple watch?


target shield...


15.3.15

SURVIVAL!


14.3.15

life is too hard for to be alone...ı must marrie with anyone!


superman and mommy!


10.3.15

train....


FAT-NATION


pln-GOUD.ieye